What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?